This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with messages for viagra. How can I block all this garbage? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a actual email for once.
- Maybe someday this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even need. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- You've been warned.
Shut Down This Junk You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Go away
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to quit this. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Annoying Emails
You know you're so slick, sending out your junk to every random person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I don't care for your lies. Get a real job or website go outside already.
- Seriously With Your Annoying Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.